It took me coming to a city of 8 million people to realize I’m truly someone who can’t be alone. I’m afraid of being alone. I become depressed and desperate when I’m alone.

It kills me to try and enjoy something that I love so much (theatre) and loving the shared human experience with no one to share it with.

The only plus side to all of this is I think when i”m alone.

Feelin’ pretty alone right now.

collegehumor:

John Mayer’s Hologram

Unable to tour due to throat problems, John gets a digital replacement just like Tupac’s. Only not.

farewell-montey-glade:

not-good-with-computer:

queendashian:

blingostarr:

spiswatchingyou:

i-steal-your-pantsu:

videohall:

Wow that’s amazing, I thought it was fake after seeing them draw on the paper. That alone is ingenious.

what the hell

oh my gOD

i was already dead at the dance dance revolution part

thaaat’s pretty cool

i want

BANANA PIANO.

BANANA PIANO.

fucking awesome dude 

(via zergdragoon)

collegehumor:

Coheed and Cambria Gotye Cover

Now they’re just a band that you thought you knew  

Yet again more proof that every band performs this song better than the band who originally wrote it!

dangurewitch:

Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:

YOLO: You Only Live Once

YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once

YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once

YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way

YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”

YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”

YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)

YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)

YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)

YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers

I say anyone who uses the term (if you can even call it that) should then have to recite the rest of these.

(via collegehumor)

So I know perfectly well that facebook and other companies have access to my searches and thus advertise to my interests or what they think are my interests. But as I’m online, facebook has a little research poll that says

“When you think of online retailers, which company do you think of?”

I almost like it when facebook DIDN’T just come out and ask for what advertising I’d like to see pop up on my screen.

This morning I’m having a “bagel with Hegel and eggs with Bacon.” 

I highly recommend Breakfast with Socrates by Robert Rowland Smith.

fuckyeah1990s:

Slamvender Town - Quad City DJ’s vs. Junichi Masuda

Cannot compute the full amount of win in this song!

Yeah it’s a reoccurring moment for me.